Terri Rowland

The rich nutter that is Terri Rowland

Rumours about Terri Rowland suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a newsreader as an alternative career. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Terri is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world. "the" Terri Rowland was born at breakfast time in 1994, to wonderful parents Derek and Ariel Rowland. Back in 2001, Terri was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-talent scout, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.

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