Theodore Key

The handsome profile of Theodore Key
The hunky monster that is Theodore Key

On new year's eve, 1965, Theodore was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by a director Nora Galloway, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Theodore Key began life as a terrible author; one of many who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Theodore is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Likely future film roles are said to include a lame it guy who is unable to understand roman numerals. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.


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Loose men Next showing: on iTelevision, on 12th February 2025, 10:30
The street where you live Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 12th February 2025, 13:30




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