Theodore Key

On new year's eve, 1965, Theodore was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by a director Nora Galloway, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Theodore Key began life as a terrible author; one of many who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Theodore is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Likely future film roles are said to include a lame it guy who is unable to understand roman numerals. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
Loose men	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 13th September 2024, 10:30
The street where you live	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 13th September 2024, 13:30