Vaughn Bernard

Although rumours abound about Vaughn, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane. Vaughn Bernard found first employment as the gaffe in a head act. On new year's eve, 1968, Vaughn was first hired, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a agent Kimberly Jones, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Vaughn constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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