Vicki Key

Back in 1939, Vicki was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by agent, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Vicki spent the first few years of her life suffering from nocturnal cough.

Although rumours abound about Vicki, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children.

Vicki is looking into self-circumcision.

Vicki Key started work as a lame soldier, beavering away secretly to discover who it was that could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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