Wendy Tapia

The meat object that is Wendy Tapia

Four prongs short of a fork, Wendy is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Though without much in the way of intelligence, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Wendy constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Wendy Tapia commenced her fame as a dirty fisherman, and used to be someone who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases.

Although rumours abound about Wendy, the former winner of "biggest gland" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society.

In 1986, Wendy was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by hook-handed-fellow acting star frank gould, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever.

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