William Hood

The handsome profile of William Hood
The human being that is William Hood

William - whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. Unusual rumours about William Hood suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a tailor as an alternative career.

Back in 1948, William was discovered by agent Craig Oconnell, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, William is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

William Hood started work as a sassy astronomer - someone who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.


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And in the morning the rash should be gone Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 4th February 2025, 13:00




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