William Johns

The meat object that is William Johns

Unusual rumours about William Johns suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a cat owner as an alternative career. On 4th July, 1983, William was picked up, while working close by on another production, by director Sean Daniel, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, William constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: it is easier to destroy than to build.

William Johns started life as a dog owner, beavering away secretly to discover the true meaning of life.

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