The perfect human that is William McClain
Untalented and broken, William found success wherever he looked. William is one of many unusual moustache wearers to be up for an award this season.
The history of William's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a terrible computer salesman without a pot to piss in. William McClain was born at 04:11am, in 1958, to parents Robert and Mary McClain. William is a true exemplification of the proverb: familiarity breeds contempt.
In 1980, William was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by director Kenneth Foley, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.
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