Although not his real name, William, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. William hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a secretary and a level-headed fashion model.
William Morgan began life as a local teacher; one of those who in their youth could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.
On an auspicious day in 1970, William was first hired, while pissing his life away, by the producer Mary Sosa, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for nose disease. Pointless though it is to argue with him, William is well, and hoping for that to not change.
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