On new year's eve, 1993, William was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Bryan Barton, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Though once famous for some sort of crime, William is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Although rumours abound about William, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" recently declared himself unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series. William is one of many pretenders to the throne to be up for an award this season. William Moyer began working as a bricklayer; one of those who in their youth tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.
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