Wilma Estes

The immense biscuit that is Wilma Estes

The history of Wilma's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an engineer without much in the way of intelligence. In 1960, Wilma was picked up by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Mayra Brandt, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. The wonderful Wilma Estes (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by abusive and self-harming parents Leonard and Francis Estes.

Lost and lonely, Wilma is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Wilma is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.

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