Woodrow Gomez

The handsome profile of Woodrow Gomez
The beautiful bread-basket that is Woodrow Gomez

Although not his real name, Woodrow, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Woodrow Gomez began working life as an egotistical dentist, and used to be someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Woodrow is looking into self-circumcision. Woodrow is a true exemplification of the proverb: cheerfulness smooths the road of life. On an auspicious day in 1968, Woodrow was head-hunted, while working the streets, by director Mary Wilson, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

The history of Woodrow's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a traffic warden without the ability to read a map.


Best known for:

Currently starring in:

Show Next showing
3 fingers and a thumb This programme is currently not showing.




Taurus horoscope

Position yourself well, for the revolution is almost here. Try to avoid being too close to walls. You are not a sham,......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed