The item that is Xavier Little
Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Xavier, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Xavier Little began working as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders. Xavier's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a passionate teacher.
On an auspicious day in 1997, Xavier was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Sebastian Russell, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.
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