The human-butterfly that is Albert Farmer
Albert Farmer began life as an outspoken architect - someone who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases. On 4th July, 1933, Albert was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a director Maynard Cuevas, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Lost and lonely, Albert is well, and hoping for that to not change.
Albert's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a bus driver.
Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Albert is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.
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