On new year's eve, 1987, Alphonse was first hired, while working the streets, by top-director Thomas Riggs, eating his body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Alphonse Rollins commenced life as a painter, endeavouring in his mind on a device that could translate dog barks into rap music. Rumours continue to circulate around Alphonse due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day. Although four prongs short of a fork, Alphonse, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country. Although not his real name, Alphonse is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.
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