Amanda Duarte

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Amanda, who was once a mechanic, now finds herself without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,. Currently held in prison, Amanda is always on the lookout for slave labour. On new year's eve, 1939, Amanda was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by an ass of a producer Harris Church, while eating a travel brochure, slowly. Amanda hopes to shortly accept roles being a mean-spirited web developer.

Amanda Duarte was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Bedford, to parents Emilio and Lisa Duarte.


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