Andrew Foley

Andrew's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a postman. "the" Andrew Foley was born during a wizard's banquet in 1958, to parents Burton and Deborah Foley.

On an auspicious day in 1970, Andrew was picked up, while begging for pennies, by fellow acting star wanda booker, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Paris. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Andrew, one toe permanently stubbed, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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