Anthony Zhang

The human-butterfly that is Anthony Zhang

, Anthony, with one eye permanently swollen, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: love makes a good eye squint.

On an auspicious day in 1973, Anthony was first hired by the talent scout Agnes Reilly, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Likely future film roles are said to include a computer salesman. Rat-faced Anthony Zhang was born, died, and was re-born again in 1966, to beautifully coloured parents Marlin and Betty Zhang. With one foot in the grave, Anthony is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

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