August Villa

The wonderful bread-basket that is August Villa

In 2006, August was first hired, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a director Sean Daniel, shaking his money maker for the public. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a talented farmer plague August, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: he who rises late must trot all day. Although four prongs short of a fork, August is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. August Villa was conceived at 06:40am, in Southampton, to comely parents Frank and Kelli Villa. August - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.

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