Betty Key

Although four prongs short of a fork, Betty is looking to the future to provide succour and support. The wonderful Betty Key was born in the family barn in 1922, to obese parents Rolando and Kelsey Key.

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Betty nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within her own lifetime.

On an auspicious day in 1944, Betty was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-agent Agnes Reilly while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. The history of Betty's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a hairdresser without much in the way of intelligence.

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