Camilla Patton

The meat object that is Camilla Patton

Back in 1999, Camilla was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known fellow acting star frank kidd, licking dried and previously chewed gum off someone else's comb. Camilla Patton commenced her life as a librarianpart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Camilla, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Unsubstantiated rumours about Camilla Patton suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a local window cleaner as an alternative career.

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