On new year's eve, 1954, Carl was first employed, while begging for pennies, by hook-handed-director Johnnie Sanford, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion. Carl Madden was conceived at breakfast time in Richmond upon Thames, to parents Kyle and Lorna Madden. One of his first roles was as a receptionist.
Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Carl constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.
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