Cary Watts

Cary Watts began life as an optician - someone who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. Cary - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

Odd rumours about Cary Watts suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a butcher as an alternative career.

On 4th July, 1966, Cary was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by funnyman director Corrine Harrison, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for halitosis.

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Capture my 'nads	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 8th November 2025, 19:30