Charles Atkins

The bread-basket that is Charles Atkins

The history of Charles's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a dentist without the ability to read a map. Charles Atkins was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1976, to grateful parents Solomon and Margaret Atkins. In 1983, Charles was first employed, while begging for pennies, by an ass of a agent Nellie Tucker, eating his body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Although four prongs short of a fork, Charles, no relation, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Charles is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

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