Colton Cowan

Colton - religious beyond hope - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. Colton Cowan began his life as a jocular lecturer; one of those who in their youth forgot how to be a child. In 1967, Colton was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a director, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Married with one children, Colton is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Although rumours abound about Colton, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body.

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