Colton Lutz

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The biscuit that is Colton Lutz

Colton Lutz (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate highly unattractive parents Teddy and Mary Lutz. On new year's eve, 1980, Colton was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Joseph Forbes while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Colton - no relation - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Colton is looking for any way out of the current situation. Colton hopes to shortly accept roles being a butcher.


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