The wack-job that is Curtis Bond
The amazing Curtis Bond was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Wokingham, to idiotic parents Ray and Phyllis Bond. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Curtis is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Wild rumours about Curtis Bond suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a talented lawyer as an alternative career. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Curtis is always on the lookout for slave labour.
On an auspicious day in 1939, Curtis was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by little known producer Josephine Nash, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
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