Darlene Bright

Darlene - whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Lost and lonely, Darlene is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. On new year's eve, 1933, Darlene was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by an ass of a director Vincent Odonnell, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Chicago.

Darlene Bright started life as a half-baked college graduate, and later joined a group who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.

Darlene hopes to shortly accept roles being a cheerful bricklayer.

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