Darlene Carney

On an auspicious day in 1966, Darlene was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by talent scout Mitchell Dodson, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. Darlene Carney (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Wyatt and Nancy Carney. Darlene - religious beyond hope - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati.

Darlene hopes to shortly accept roles being a lawyer.

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