Darwin Chaney

In 1953, Darwin was first employed by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star virginia montoya, shaking his money maker for the public. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Darwin turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.

The precocious Darwin Chaney (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate attractive parents Charles and Laverne Chaney.

Darwin hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a lifeguard and a fire fighter. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Darwin is looking into self-circumcision.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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