David Sawyer

The famous nutter that is David Sawyer

In the blink of an eye, David is always on the lookout for slave labour. On an auspicious day in 2023, David was discovered, while pissing his life away, by someone pretending to be a producer Chad Cuevas, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

David - gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. David hopes to shortly accept roles being a mean-spirited nurse. "the" David Sawyer (one toe permanently stubbed) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Eddie and Susie Sawyer.

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