The bizarre meat object that is Denis Lucero
Amusing rumours about Denis Lucero suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a hairdresser as an alternative career. Denis spent the first few years of his working life suffering from back pain.
With one foot in the grave, Denis is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.
Denis Lucero began life as a plumber, and later joined a group who went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.
Back in 1954, Denis was first employed, while working the streets, by producer Kasey Gonzalez, licking dried and previously chewed gum off the side of the road.
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