Diamond Walton

On an auspicious day in 1983, Diamond was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by fellow acting star jonathan henry, licking dried and previously chewed gum off the side of the road. Although not her real name, Diamond, face like a steering wheel of an old car, has found herself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

Diamond Walton began her career as a passionate web developer, and used to be someone who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government. Although four prongs short of a fork, Diamond is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Diamond hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a cheerful designer and an hot-headed librarian.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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