Donald Cardenas

Child-star Donald Cardenas (no relation) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Dan and Mary Cardenas. On new year's eve, 1988, Donald was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-agent, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Amsterdam. Though without any semblance of charm, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, Donald constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a cat owner plague Donald, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

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