Edward spent the first few years of his life suffering from back pain. Edward hopes to shortly accept roles being an inexperienced lawyer.
The wonderful Edward Vance (no relation) was considered at least partially brain-dead by highly unattractive parents Bryan and Shirley Vance.
Four prongs short of a fork, Edward is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. In 1981, Edward was picked up, while working the streets, by agent Lionel Frey, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.
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