Elbert Medina

Elbert hopes to shortly accept roles being a half-arsed secretary. The precocious Elbert Medina was conceived at breakfast time in Bradford, to obese parents William and Mary Medina. In 1998, Elbert was head-hunted, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star rufus odom, eating his body weight in the dried remnants of food.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Elbert is now thought to be amongst the most eligible individuals in the world. Although four prongs short of a fork, Elbert is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

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Saturday Sports	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 12:15