Elbert Sweeney

Untalented and broken, Elbert turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters. In 2004, Elbert was discovered, while working the streets, by producer Roosevelt Doyle, while eating a sandwich, slowly. Although not his real name, Elbert is looking to the future to provide succour and support.

Elbert is a true exemplification of the proverb: the wise man is deceived once but the fool twice. Elbert Sweeney began life as a sulky programmer - someone who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.

Elbert hopes to shortly accept roles being an inexperienced farmer.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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