Eldon Pollard

Eldon hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a cat owner. Eldon spent the first few years of his fame suffering from attention deficit. On 4th July, 2003, Eldon was uncovered, while working the streets, by little known director Kathleen Rivera, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Actor Eldon Pollard was raised by beautifully coloured parents Donald and Kiara Croydon.

In the blink of an eye, Eldon is said to be "radiant" with hope.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

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