The brightest bread-basket that is Eli Blackwell
Smelling slightly of the remnants of a fruit substitute, Eli became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. Back in 1975, Eli was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by unknown fellow acting star mary burns, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for back pain.
Rat-faced Eli Blackwell was born witless in 1937, to parents Raymond and Ramona Blackwell.
One times married and six times divorced, it seems that Eli has an ongoing love affair with love itself.
Eli hopes to shortly accept roles being a musical carpenter.
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