Elizabeth Hartman

Although four prongs short of a fork, Elizabeth is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Elizabeth - gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

On an auspicious day in 1991, Elizabeth was first hired, while working the streets, by talent scout Nora Galloway, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Elizabeth's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a teacher.

Elizabeth Hartman started work as a dentist; one of those who in their youth dunked their biscuits until they grew up.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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