Ellis Rasmussen

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Though talent was itself lacking, Ellis discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe. Rumours continue to circulate around Ellis due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Back in 1980, Ellis was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by agent Nola Price, who regularly shares his food with a lion. The precocious Ellis Rasmussen was conceived witless in Houston, to parents Ignacio and Mary Rasmussen.

Ellis is said to be "radiant" with hope.


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