The chunky human-butterfly that is Elmer Ruiz
Pointless though it is to argue with him, Elmer, destined for great things from a young age, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Likely future film roles are said to include an electrician who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma.
In 2022, Elmer was first hired, while working close by on another production, by top-producer Caroline Baker, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off a comatose man's beard. The precocious Elmer Ruiz was born at 05:12am, in 1993, to comely parents Arnold and Natasha Ruiz.
Currently starring in:
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| Hoping for sex; got dumped instead | This programme is currently not showing. |
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