Emilio Pugh

The beautiful biscuit that is Emilio Pugh

Back in 1981, Emilio was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by director Frank Evans, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off the side of the road. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Emilio, with one hand grossly larger than the other, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Emilio Pugh was raised by highly unattractive parents Andrew and Mary Sunderland. Emilio's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a lovable gardener.

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