The exceptional human being that is Emma Meyers
On 4th July, 1960, Emma was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Ethel Key while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Although rumours abound about Emma, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently gone into hiding.
Although four prongs short of a fork, Emma is well, and hoping for that to not change.
Pointless though it is to argue with him, Emma, whose back is made mostly of plastic, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country.
Emma Meyers was born at 12:42am, in 1929, to parents Brian and Annie Meyers.
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