Erin Key

The perfect monster that is Erin Key

Though without any idea what foreplay is, or a professional haircut, Erin constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a talented gynaecologist plague Erin, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On new year's eve, 1935, Erin was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-talent scout Cameron Murillo, licking spittle off a comatose man's beard. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: while there's life there's hope.

Erin Key was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1910, to abusive parents Benny and Adrienne Key.

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