Ezekiel Maxwell

The cool meat object that is Ezekiel Maxwell

Hoping for a bright future, Ezekiel is always on the lookout for slave labour. In 1965, Ezekiel was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-agent Bridget Carson, trying to get donations for a fake charity.

Though without a permanent home, or much in the way of intelligence, Ezekiel constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Ezekiel Maxwell was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Ramiro and Mary El Paso. One of his first roles was as a lazy author.

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