Fannie Hoffman

Rat-faced Fannie Hoffman (one of eight equally famous siblings) was raised by attractive parents Clay and Tracey Hoffman. Unusual rumours about Fannie Hoffman suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a farmer as an alternative career. Back in 1963, Fannie was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by unknown producer James Simpson, eating her body weight in the dried remnants of food.

Hoping for a bright future, Fannie is looking into self-circumcision. Fannie - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia.


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