Fernando Maldonado

The handsome profile of Fernando Maldonado
The human-butterfly that is Fernando Maldonado

On 4th July, 1992, Fernando was first hired, while working the streets, by talent scout Richard Randall, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Fernando constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world.

One of his first roles was as a capable factory worker. Slightly dog-faced Fernando Maldonado (originally born a different gender ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Floyd and Stephanie Maldonado.

Married with one children, Fernando is always on the lookout for slave labour.


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