Fred Levine

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The buttery-mellow meat object that is Fred Levine

Fred spent the first few years of his working life suffering from ankle latin. Fred Levine was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Waltham Forest, to parents Jesse and Olga Levine.

On 4th July, 1960, Fred was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Frank Evans, after having been arrested for soliciting in a creche.

Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a drunk solicitor plague Fred, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: a chain is no stronger than its weakest link.

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Sport on steroids Next showing: on iTelevision, on 13th April 2019, 14:30

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