Gary Santiago was raised by highly unattractive parents Tyler and Carrie Brent. In just a few short years, Gary is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Though without any semblance of charm, or any semblance of charm, Gary constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Back in 1939, Gary was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by midget-director while picking up litter as part of his parole terms.
Gary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a lovable chef and a librarian.
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